Wednesday, May 27, 2009
8:05 PM
Now after Mariel's (a.k.a. MEH MEH) tag, I have to do justice to my own name after how she embellished (thanks mum) our Sunday EPIC BICYCLE event at the park (of course, it was only our event).
To those too lazy to even click on her blog link, here's for you to see what she wrote.
"Raindrops are falling on my head.
Crap.
Where's the umbrella."
(First of all, Mariel, what kind of a start is that....)
I had a ball of my time yesterday.
To start with, I should say, that I ought to start making a list of what should be illegal.
Okay study the equations.
1) Mariel at the front seat + Victoria at the back seat = Nice windy fun happy day for happy people.
2) Victoria at the front seat + Mariel at the back seat = Disaster + Broken back seat (which is not my fault) + Speed of 1m/min + >10 attempts to start.
Now make a conclusion;
actually no, I'll help you.
(Disclaimer: I STILL LOVE YOU VERY VERY VERY MUCH VICKY!<3)
Conclusion:
Mariel should always take front seats of a tandem bike.
Okay now what REALLY happened was.....
exactly what she wrote up there. heh.
BUT what she claimed to be my fault i.e. Victoria at the front seat + Mariel at the back seat = Disaster + Broken back seat (which is not my fault) + Speed of 1m/min + >10 attempts to start is a terrible mistake!
I am appalled MARIEL that you are capable of telling such an untruth!
Mariel has this amazing capability of breaking back seats (never thought possible for such a 'sweet-looking', gentle girl like her, but then again, first impressions are not always correct right? ). You see, the back seat of the tandem bike is fixed, and the handles that you hold on to are tightly fixed to this position. In case you haven't ridden on one before, this handle at the back is also connected to the leading person's seat! So picture this, you as a front seat leader and rider, is trying to ride this bike which carries an extra weight (meh meh) and this extra weight starts to squirm and not trust you, screams and amazingly moves the connected and fixed handle that she dearly holds on to (for no reason possible whatsoever- i think i'm quite a good cyclist by the way) and MOVES IT. THIS GIRL MOVED IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! EVEN I CAN'T DO IT AND SHE DOES IT. So obviously, her 2nd equation is terribly faulty. It is not my fault, it isMeh meh's because Meh meh can't trust Vic (something unthinkably impossible!) and thus, she concludes (very wrongly by the way) that it is MY fault. I trusted her and our ride went well. We did actually start off okay after the 5th attempt ( i think ) and then after maybe 10 seconds she started to freak out and moved the seat again! So you can imagine i'm leading the bike and then there's this freaked out screamy girl behind and my butt hurts so badly and my balance failing because she's moving the bloody back seat! (sorry for the bloody, just sounds more cool that way. heh)
So, people the actual equation should be:
1) Mariel at the front seat + Victoria at the back seat = an alright windy day for Mariel, but kind of scary for Victoria at the back because Mariel is a terrible rider in front with terrible starts.
2) Victoria at the front seat + Mariel at the back seat = Disaster + Broken back seat (which is Mariel's fault) + Speed of 1m/min + >10 attempts to start.( Because Mariel could not trust Vic )
And thus, the actual conclusion should be:
1) Trust is an important thing.
2) Vic can ride a tandem bike.
3) Don't let Mariel ride the back seat of a tandem bike if you don't want it broken and your butt to hurt.
And lastly,
don't trust Mariel in everything she says.
If you're wondering which lesson you should take back because you can't accept all the reasons above, them being too long and ridiculous,
THEN I suggest you take back.......
Option 3) Don't let Mariel ride the back seat of a tandem bike if you don't want it broken and your butt to hurt.
So I think I've cleared my name well enough.
AND Mariel, I LOVE YOU TOO. =)
Its time for me to retire to bed (yes, yes, its only 8.20......) and to conquer that GP essay tomorrow.
Loves!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
7:15 PM
OMG. I AM GOING TO CAMBRIDGE! REACH CAMBRIDGE HISTORY!!! AHHHH!!! =D
Now to work for the mid-years and slog it out if not i'll get dropped like (quote and unquote Ms Soh) 'HOT potatoes'. The itinerary sounds interesting with PUNTING, and visits to Museums in Duxford and elsewhere in London. =)
2nd-15th August. Long long 10 days away.
GRACE... PLEASE GET IN. I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONLY GIRL. =(
Okay just all the excitement running through my head, needed to let it out! =D
And all thanks goes to Jesus! :) Without him, I would not have been picked and shortlisted at all, after all I didn't even take the initiative to sign up so.... =)
Have a good week ahead everyone!
Monday, May 11, 2009
6:33 PM
Woah a whole day of studying- I'm in a daze now.
Okay this is a blah post. For people who hate a whole lot of "me-posts" don't read on-See all the pronouns below? Just felt like posting stuff after a long time. Not blogging anymore has made my writing gone from bad to worse! I'm a terrible linguist. Eeeks.
Anyway, Joch dear, I hope you're okay. And to the guy who posted nasty words on her comments section, thats really really mean and I don't know what pushed you to use all that vulgarities on my dear cousin - but if you really liked her once, you would not use that on her- it just shows what type of a superficial guy you are, I'm sure she did not even promise you anything that she likes you back or loves you back. Being touched does not mean that she HAS to fall in love with you! Where's the logic in that?! She's just saying she's totally appreciative of what you did for her its not saying she's in love with you! Maybe you need some english lessons. Being touched is not synonymous to falling in love.
Holidays are supposed to be awesome but I spent my whole day studying. There's history test tomorrow. Even though I did not sign up for the Reach Cambridge thing, getting shortlisted for it suddenly made me want it more. So i have to do well for the test tomorrow and for mid years. I hope GRACE gets it too! Being the only girl shortlisted was WEIRD. Sitting with this whole bunch of guys and my suddenly puny frame made me feel awkward and so out of place. I hope that maybe just Grace, Aaron, Victor and I get selected. 1T02 ruling Reach Cambridge History would be so awesome! =D
Chipping off those pronouns and auxiliary verbs would be difficult.
